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### Introduction 序論

*That first fleeting taste of Japan felt like the answer to some
unspoken question.*
—Pico Iyer

The directions to our apartment begin like this:

Go out the north exit of Nakano Station and into the Sun Mall shopping
arcade. After a few steps, you’ll see Gindaco, the *takoyaki* (octopus
balls) chain. Turn right into Pretty Good \#1 Alley. Walk past the deli
that specializes in *okowa* (steamed sticky rice with tasty bits), a
couple of ramen shops, and a fugu restaurant. Go past the pachinko
parlor, the grilled eel stand, the camera shops, and the stairs leading
to Ginza Renoir coffee shop. If you see the bicycle parking lot in front
of Life Supermarket, you’re going the right way.

During this two-block walk through a typical neighborhood, you’ve passed
more good food than in most midsized Western cities, even if you don’t
love octopus balls as much as I do.

Welcome to Tokyo.

Tokyo is unreal. It’s the amped-up, neon-spewing cybercity of literature
and film. It’s an alley teeming with fragrant grilled chicken shops.
It’s children playing safely in the street and riding the train across
town with no parents in sight. It’s a doughnut chain with higher
standards of customer service than most high-end restaurants in America.
A colossal megacity devoid of crime, grime, and bad food? Sounds more
like a utopian novel than an earthly metropolis.

But Tokyo is real, and it is so unlikely, even up close, that it
is *magic.* I hate it when people toss around words like “magic,” but I
spent a month in Tokyo in July 2012 in a tiny apartment with my wife,
Laurie, and our eight-year-old daughter, Iris, and calling the
experience anything other than magical would be dishonest.

Tokyo is not a beautiful place, but it metes out its charms with almost
scientific regularity. Every time one of us went for a walk, we came
back with exciting news: a peculiar old building, a funny sign, a family
of cats, a new kind of yogurt-flavored candy. Yes, Iris went out often
for unaccompanied walks; to my knowledge, she was never forced to join
the *yakuza*, although she occasionally came back with a suspicious
tattoo.

Good food is so easy to find in Tokyo that the city itself seems like a
restaurant. In over a month, we had *one meal* that I found
disappointing, and it wasn’t actually bad, just bland. We also had
meals, many of them at quirky, inexpensive neighborhood restaurants,
that were so great that thinking about them buries the needle on my
nostalgia meter. Tokyo provokes a sentimental homesickness in me that
I’ve never felt about any other place. It’s embarrassing, and I like it.

The Tokyo train map looks like a bowl of DayGlo ramen, but we felt like
experts within days. Our apartment was one stop away from Shinjuku
Station, the world’s busiest train station. Sounds like hell, doesn’t
it? Well, Shinjuku is nice. Sure, it’s teeming with the purposeful
strides of people trying to get somewhere else, but finding your train
is easy, and getting carried along in the flood of commuters is the
urban equivalent of inner tubing on a lazy river.

In short, Tokyo is the opposite of the DMV: it’s the least annoying
place I’ve ever been.

Despite these charms, there is a strange lack of swooning travel memoirs
about Tokyo. If Westerners think of Tokyo at all, it’s as the capital of
a nation struggling to right itself after years of economic stagnation
capped by a devastating earthquake and nuclear disaster. Even before the
Tōhoku quake, however, Tokyo was a slightly off-the-map tourist
destination. How many Tokyo tourist attractions can you name offhand?
I’m going to guess zero. If you said Ginza or the Imperial Palace, put
down your *Lonely Planet* and quit cheating.

But think about Paris for a moment: its warrens of narrow streets,
perfect for strolling and getting happily lost; its modern
transportation system; its museums and monuments; its world-class
shopping; and above all its food and drink, irresistible from breakfast
to dinner, from Michelin-starred palaces to hole-in-the-wall crepe
shops.

Tokyo has all of the above, including more Michelin stars than Paris.
And there’s no shortage of Tokyo guidebooks and blogs, plus books by
Westerners who go to Kyoto (never Tokyo) to find themselves. But the
city is missing the English-language books that catapult Paris into the
imagination of every romantic. This book is my small attempt to fill
that gap.

My friend Becky likes to talk about Vacation Head, a common traveler’s
malady that causes a person to fall madly in love with a destination and
overlook all its faults. My relationship with Tokyo developed under a
scorching case of Vacation Head. There is no dark underbelly to be found
here (just lots of pork belly), but I think mine is a perfectly valid
perspective. For one thing, nothing is stopping you from having your own
torrid and shallow affair with Tokyo. For another, I’ve suffered many
attacks of Vacation Head, but this one made every prior case feel like a
bad one-night stand. Something is *different* about Tokyo.

Iris was born in 2003, and by the time she was two, it was clear that we
had two things in common: a fondness for naps and an appreciation for
sushi and other Japanese food, which Laurie did not share. I was a
stay-at-home dad with a kid who demanded endless made-up stories, so one
day, instead of continuing her favorite epic tale of talking dogs, I
told her about a place called Tokyo. I’d never been there and knew
little about it other than that it was probably a good place to find
some of our favorite foods. Maybe some day we could go there together,
just the two of us. In other words, we formed a conspiracy.

We talked about it nearly every day on the way to preschool in the
morning. Preschool was ten blocks away, and Iris was so small at first
that I pushed her there in the stroller, and we would talk about going
to an amusement park and eating conveyor belt sushi and Beard Papa cream
puffs. My dad liked to ask Iris, “What are you going to do in Japan?”
and then laugh when she said, “Go to an amusement park and eat cream
puffs.”

In my book *Hungry Monkey,* which I wrote when Iris was four, I revealed
that we were planning the trip:

Iris and I will eat at a skeezy yakitori joint and enjoy char-grilled
chicken parts on a stick. We’ll go to an eel restaurant and eat several
courses of eel, my favorite fish. Iris’s favorite is mackerel, so we’ll
also eat plenty of salt-broiled mackerel, *saba no shioyaki,* tearing
off fatty bits with our chopsticks. We will eat our weight in
rice…we’ll have breakfast at Tsukiji, the world’s largest fish market.
And we’ll eat plenty of sushi from a conveyor belt.

We set aside a hundred bucks each month into a savings account, and
eventually the trip started to change from something to talk about on
the way to school into something that could actually happen. Then, when
Iris was six, we did it, just the two of us: we spent six days in Japan.

We never went to the cream puff place. We didn’t eat any conveyor belt
sushi or salt-broiled mackerel. We didn’t go to an eel restaurant or eat
breakfast at the fish market. We did go to a skeezy yakitori place,
however, which is where Iris discovered *bonjiri,* chicken tail, the
fattiest, juiciest bit of the chicken, and the best to grill on a stick
and brush with sweetened soy sauce.

In short, we barely did any of the things we originally planned to do,
and it was the best vacation ever. Japan is absurdly welcoming and easy
to navigate. Having a six-year-old along turned out to be an asset; Iris
made a good ambassador, and the trip was delightfully free of the
miscommunications that tend to crop up between otherwise amiable adults
under the stress of travel.

Something about Tokyo’s exuberant modernism made Iris and me feel like
the city existed just to make us happy: *Cheer up!* the waving
*maneki-neko* cats seemed to whisper. *You’re in Tokyo!*

Iris and I came back with a list of Tokyo attractions we never made it
to on our first trip, a list about a month long. And we started to drive
Laurie insane by breaking into misty-eyed reminiscences about our cherry
blossom days in Japan.

“Fine,” said Laurie. “If Tokyo is so great, let’s all get an apartment
there and stay for a month.” Probably she was thinking:

– “This idea is so obviously unaffordable that Matthew, the notorious
cheapskate, will dismiss it immediately.”
– “Let’s see how much they like Japan after spending a month in a tiny
apartment living like newly landed immigrants.”

Challenge accepted!

One other guy accompanied us that summer. I apologize, because I kind of
wish I could get rid of him, but he’s proved hard to shake, like a case
of mono.

His name is Shiro Yamaoka, and he is my literary alter ego. Shiro is a
rat of an imaginary friend. He’s a self-centered, lazy, know-it-all with
unkempt hair.

Yamaoka is the hero of Oishinbo, a long-running *manga* comic series
focused on Japanese cuisine. He’s a daily newspaper reporter who’d
rather sleep at his desk and daydream about fried gyoza than write
articles. When the paper puts him in charge of the Ultimate Menu
project, collecting essential dishes from the four corners of Japan,
Shiro finds his calling, not to mention some office romance with fellow
reporter Yuko Kurita. Kurita is Yamaoka’s intellectual equal, his
superior in social skills, and super foxy. I know someone like that.

Now, having said all this, Oishinbo is easy to criticize. The characters
are thinner than *washi* paper, and the plots are absurd. Yamaoka is
constantly dragging his entire office off to East Bumfuck, Japan, to
learn about taro roots or whatever. He works out his daddy issues by
challenging his estranged father, Kaibara Yuzan, to a series of Iron
Chef–style culinary battles.

But you know what? *I’m also a one-dimensional character.* Probably this
is a guy thing, but I’ve never had a complicated inner life. Shiro
Yamaoka cares about good food and is intolerant of bad food, but he’s
also distrustful of anything with a gourmet pedigree. He is probably a
good writer but takes the rest of the week off if he writes two whole
articles. One reason he’s drawn to the world of food is because he finds
flavor and texture a lot easier to understand than human behavior. If
Yamaoka wrote a book, he wouldn’t think twice about spending pages
haranguing people to read his favorite comic.

Every character in Oishinbo is oddly obsessed with food. I’d assumed
this was a literary device, but now I know otherwise. Everyone in
Oishinbo is obsessed with food because they live in Tokyo, where great
food is omnipresent and impossible to ignore.

And to drink? Japan makes great beer, coffee, sake, and liquor, but
let’s begin the way I start every day, in Tokyo or elsewhere, with a cup
of green tea.