Do you know the times?

Like clock radios, kitchen timers are a frustrating category: they’re cheap, but mostly poorly designed.

Until recently, most digital clock radios (and this is still true of many) could only be set ahead, not back. So if you overshot the time you were trying to set the alarm for, all you could do was sit there with your fingers cramping on the buttons, waiting for it to roll around again. Why did anyone put up with this? I probably wasted hours of my life setting alarms this way.

Kitchen timers today are as bad as clock radios were ten years ago. Nearly every timer on the market has the same flaw. Here’s a typical one:

Pyrex kitchen timer

Those Hour, Minute, and Second buttons are murder. If you want to time 45 minutes, you have to either hit the Minute button 45 times, or hold it down and hope you don’t go over 45, or you’ll be back in clock radio hell. Why do these still exist? There’s better technology available right now.

Here’s a different approach:

Kitchenaid timer

The ring around the red timer face is a dial that you turn to set the timer. Unfortunately, the way it works is that first you set the hours, then the minutes, then the seconds, and you have to wait between each setting. Unacceptable. However, it’s easy to imagine a timer like this where you just spin it fast to advance the time a lot and spin it slow to advance it a little, like on a digital car radio with tuning knobs. Maybe something like this already exists.

This is the timer I use:

Polder timer

As you can see, it lets you enter the time just the same way you would on that wacky new technology known as a telephone keypad. If you want to time 13 minutes and 42 seconds, you punch 1-3-4-2 and you’re ready to roll. Furthermore, the Polder has a powerful fridge magnet and a satisfyingly loud beep.

The only thing it doesn’t have is multiple timers, although you could always buy more than one Polder.

Or, you could always get something like this:

Wacky analog timer

Each of those analog timers can be removed from the base and stuck on the fridge. Now that is cool.

3 thoughts on “Do you know the times?

  1. Torrey

    Why don’t you just use the timer function on your microwave?

    For a 45 minute time, as in your example, I would push these buttons on our microwave:
    timer, 4, 5, 0, 0, timer

    Can’t get much easier than that. And I don’t need a separate gadget either.

  2. Robin

    But how do they sound?

    I am looking for a timer with great function, but that doesn’t sound exactly like the fire alarm -beep beep beep beep etc….

    Shouldn’t there be a difference between the noise that tells your house is on fire and the noise that tells you that your brownies are done?

  3. mamster Post author

    Torrey, you make an excellent point, and the reason I forgot to bring it up is that somehow the Clock button on our microwave broke, and the timer doesn’t work unless you set the clock.

    However, I believe that on most microwaves you can’t use the microwave while the timer is running. That’s a problem.

    Robin, I have no ideas for you at all, but that’s also a good point.

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