I’m so used to frozen and canned foods having endless ingredient lists that it’s kind of a shock to see a short one. And you can’t get much shorter than the ingredient list for Trader Joe’s Chicken Perogi:
**Ingredients:** Ground chicken, flour, water, onions, corn oil, salt, black pepper.
And they’re pretty tasty, especially if you fry them in butter.
What doesn’t taste good fried in butter? You could probably go to the hardware store, buy some nuts and bolts, and fry those up in butter and they would taste pretty good. (They wouldn’t be very good for your teeth, though.)
Mmm…bolts.