You know how a certain chain calls its employees “sandwich artists”? I think Iris fancies herself a sandwich artist. Here is the evidence:

Sorry for the blurry photo, but aren’t crime scene photos always blurry? This is the result of Iris taking a few bites of her grilled cheese, then carefully eating the toasted exterior of the bread off each side of the sandwich. This left a slice of semi-melted cheese with a micro-thin layer of bread fluff adhering to either side. It looked like the result of an electroplating experiment using breadcrumbs instead of zinc or whatever.

I wonder if this is how Kraft Singles are made.