**Iris:** (looking stricken) I’ve got some bacon caught in my teeth!

**Laurie:** Would you like me to floss it out?

**Iris:** Yes.

**Me:** Don’t worry, sweetie. I get bacon stuck in my teeth all the time.

**Iris:** Do you have any right now?

**Me:** Yes.

**Iris:** HEY, MAMA! BETTER GET TWO FLOSSES!