I sure had high hopes for the corn zipper.
Look at the happy face on that little guy. “I am ready to strip your niblets from the cob,” it says. Unfortunately, I do a lot of corn stripping, and compared to a chef’s knife, it’s too slow. No Gold Niblet Award here.
Feel free to quote “I do a lot of corn stripping” out of context. It’s not like I’m in congress or anything.
Aww.. I saw it at MetMarket and almost got it just for the happy face. Fortunately I didn’t have my credit card and only $10 in cash, and I bought some cheese instead.