Iris put two slices of Nueske’s on her plate.
> **Me:** Iris, are you takin’ my bacon?
> **Iris:** I’m just taking two. See, there are many for you on the plate.
> (pause for Iris to transfer one more slice of bacon to her plate)
> **Iris:** Actually, I’m taking three because I love them so much.
Regarding silicone insinuating itself..
Watch out for the implant-plumped Butterball turkey breast.