12 thoughts on “Actual Google search phrases that led people to this site today

  1. heather

    so…what kind of milk IS good for monkeys? the people demand answers!

    monkeys probably already know.

  2. heather

    my husband can’t have dairy from cows, so growing up, he always had goat milk at home. at school, when all the other kids would have their little half-pints of milk (chocolate and otherwise), he would have…well, i don’t know what he would have. but when other kids started to question (read: mock) him, he told them he had to drink whale milk.

    every now and then, we run into someone who in all seriousness remembers him as “that kid who drank whale milk.”

    i think monkeys would also enjoy whale milk.

  3. KathyR

    I heard that it only takes a couple of days for a rusty nail to completely dissolve in a glass of Coke, so I was wondering how long it would take a raw pork chop. That’s what led me to your site.

    Heather is spot on about a monkey’s appetite for whale milk. I once nursed a sick spider monkey back to health on the stuff. He loved it!

  4. Neil

    Kathy, the pork chop wouldn’t dissolve – the sugar, acid and other chemicals would actually cook it. Sort of a coke-pork-seviche. I hear it’s real popular in Texas.

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