Iris and I watched a Spongebob episode that had a Help Wanted sign in it. I explained what this meant.
> **Me:** So they could be looking for a fry cook, or a barista…
> **Iris:** …or a sheriff.
> **Me:** Sure, or a sheriff.
> **Iris:** I said CHEF, not sheriff.
> **Me:** Sorry. Or a construction worker.
> **Iris:** Or it could be some monkeys that learned how to cook.
> **Me:** Riiiight.
> **Iris:** And stand up.
Fox TV executives, are you listening?
A monkey that learned to stand up so that it can cook? That’d have to be one HUNGRY MONKEY.
WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT//?????