Over at [Culinate](http://www.culinate.com/) today, I learn a lot about onions:
> Despite the name of this column, bacon is only my second-favorite ingredient; my favorite is the yellow storage onion. Bacon is a lead guitarist. Onions are the bass player. And as a friend told me in high school, bass players get all the chicks. He was a bass player, so this may be exaggerated, and I’m not sure what it has to do with onions, but it seems like important advice, so I’m passing it on.