Iris and I have been enjoying old episodes of Rocky and Bullwinkle on DVD, and she is particularly obsessed with Boris and Natasha. So they’ve been featuring in our Kitty and Pirate stories lately.

Yesterday’s story went like this: Boris and Natasha (in disguise) invited Rocky and Bullwinkle over for empanadas. But little did our heroes know that these were evil empanadas filled with things like moldy bread and cat fur, and they were struck unconscious. I can’t remember how they were saved.

Today’s story began like this:

You can figure out the rest. (Hint: “That’s not huckleberry pie–that’s evilberry pie!”)