No, I haven’t tried out any of your wonderful fish recipes yet. But today, Iris and I were playing Iris Overboard. In case you haven’t heard of it, this is the brutally realistic game where Iris and I sit on pillows, piloting a ship, until we hit an iceberg and Iris falls overboard. I rescue her by tossing her a life preserver and then extracting the fish from her mouth.
> **Me:** Let’s see, there’s the herring, the mackerel, and the sardines. You’re saved.
> **Iris:** You can leave the mackerel in there because it’s tasty.
Obviously this needs to be followed by some sort of sushi-themed game.
Good thing you the healthier fish just “happened” to land in her mouth! It is so sad that the list of possibilities is diminishing so quickly.
Jon, we have a sushi-themed game.