This month on [Culinate](http://www.culinate.com/):
> Among the many names I have taken on in my imaginary rap career is Big Crust. This is, after all, the literal translation of the French word *croûton.* I’m confident that I bust phatter croutons than my East Coast compatriots, and in a few minutes, so will you. (Substitute “West Coast†for “East Coast†as necessary.)
Loved your article on Culinate. Now I want to make some soup and home-made croutons. But as far as tonight goes, it’s lasagna.