On the way home from school, I found a bus ticket on the ground.
> **Me:** Oh yeah! A free ride.
> **Iris:** For two or just you?
> **Me:** You’re always free. Where should we go?
> **Iris:** I don’t know, where do you want to go?
> **Me:** How about the [taco bus](http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/2008/03/cooking-with-kids-tacos-el-asadero-seattle-washington.html)?
> **Iris:** Great!
> (pause)
> **Iris:** You know we’re not free on the taco bus, right?
no free rides on the taco bus, but worth every penny.