I just started reading Ellie Mathews’s memoir The Ungarnished Truth, in which she wins a million dollars in the [Pillsbury Bake-Off](http://www.bakeoff.com/) for her recipe, Salsa Couscous Chicken.
Surely now you are wondering: how can *I* develop a million-dollar recipe? I’ve got you covered:
The Roots and Grubs Million-Dollar Recipe Generator
If you win, all I ask is a taste of the recipe, a mention in your acceptance speech, and ten percent of the million. Now get cooking!
how could berbere polenta salmon NOT win a million dollars? it seems so obvious…
Great ideas are always obvious in retrospect.
Chutney Spelt Capon. Oh yeah!
Tonight’s dinner: Salsa Triticale Elk.
Gochujang Amaranth Goat! That might not be too bad…
Nam Prik Couscous Mackerel?! No thanks!
Chutney masa elk! Now where do I find that fresh masa? :)
I got “Sriracha Couscous Goat” — is this generating recipe names or band names?