Fake cakes

Fake scallion pancakes

Flaky, oily scallion pancakes are one of the great joys of going out for Chinese food. I like them enough that I’ve been known to make them at home. Occasionally. To distribute the scallions throughout the pancake and get the feathery layers, you have to use a fiddly rolling method: You roll out the wheat-flour dough into a circle; brush it with oil and sprinkle it with scallions; roll it up into a cigar shape; coil it into a spiral; and roll it flat again. Even after you master it, which takes many tries, it’s slow. It’s a lot of work for a snack, which is why I usually leave it to the professionals.

There are lots of simplified scallion pancake recipes floating around, but all the ones I’ve tried miss the point. Most have you mix minced or puréed scallions into a batter and cook them like regular pancakes. The result is very green and tastes like a breakfast flapjack with scallions in it. I saw one recipe where you begin with flour tortillas. This was not tempting.

The other day, however, I was rummaging through the fridge and thinking about dinner, and I decided to make a pan-fried noodle cake, something of a Chinese-American classic. I boiled fresh Chinese egg noodles and tossed them with scallions, then threw all the noodles into a large skillet and fried them in peanut oil, pressing down with a spatula so they’d adhere into a cake. When the noodles were browned, I cut the cake into pie wedges and topped it with stir-fried cabbage, red peppers, and shrimp. Everyone agreed that it was a good dish and that the noodle cake was the best part.

“You could put in more scallions and make smaller noodle cakes, and it would be like scallion pancakes,” suggested my wife, Laurie, who is the idea person in the family. I tried it the next day, and there was nothing to it: I boiled the noodles for two minutes, drained them, tossed them with lots of sliced scallions, and arranged them in the hot skillet (nonstick or cast-iron, please!) in four-inch circles—well, sort of circles. You know those imported, dried fettuccine that come in little bird’s-nest shapes? That’s what the noodle cakes looked like before I flattened them. They cooked about five minutes per side over medium heat. My daughter and I ate them for an afternoon snack.

There are two kinds of Chinese egg noodles at my local supermarket: a spaghetti-like noodle and a linguine-like one. I liked the linguine better, but both worked well. For a dipping sauce, I like to mix chile-garlic sauce, soy sauce, chicken broth, and rice wine vinegar.

Two caveats: First, get the cooked noodles into the frying pan quickly or they’ll stick together. You can’t toss the noodles with sesame oil to prevent sticking, because then they’ll never hold together in a pancake. Second, many scallions will fall out and end up kicking around loose in the pan. That’s just how it goes.

I’ll be making these again. Sure, they’re a little greasy, but so are real scallion pancakes.

(This originally appeared on Gourmet.com, but I moved it here for editorial reasons that are, trust me, boring.)

3 thoughts on “Fake cakes

  1. HhLodesign

    My mom made these all the time when I was a kid. they were VERY good! I haven’t seen the Gourmet recipe, but I can tell you that my mom’s had bacon bits in them. Let me know if you’re interested and I’ll ask her for her recipe.

  2. gwen

    I used to make these all the time, too, using flour tortillas. Mix up an egg with some thinly sliced green onions, soy sauce and a few drops of toasted sesame oil. Heat a little oil in a frying pan. Place one thin–thinnest you can find–flour tortilla in the pan, pour egg mix on top, quickly cover with second tortilla and heat. Flip it over to crisp the top tortilla. Cut in wedges and serve with more soy sauce and sesame oil, sprinkling of chopped chives. Not authentic, but delish.

  3. Katelyn

    I tried this tonight and I have learned the following lesson: If you substitute almost every single ingredient in the recipe, your dish will not be as you planned. (eek) So, everyone else: stick to the egg noodles and don’t try to substitute whole wheat spaghetti. They won’t adhere correctly. And olive oil will not make this taste Chinese. (The scallions were fine.)

    What I got out of the experiment was a plate of fried, vaguely Italian noodles with seared green onions with some soy sauce mixed in, which would have been tasty if I even liked whole wheat noodles in the first place. Second lesson: don’t keep noodles in your pantry that you thought were gross the first time you made them.

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