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The burger man

This blog is not known for heart-laid-bare displays of emotion, and I doubt this post will change that, despite the fact that I want to write about how sad I am that my friend Scott died last week.

I’ve known Scott Simpson since 2001 or so, but the last time I wrote about him was when he opened his restaurant Fork in 2006 and I was sort of still writing about Seattle restaurants professionally. [What I said then](https://www.rootsandgrubs.com/2006/01/21/dining-with-dumble/), comparing him to Dumbledore:

> Scott Simpson is equal parts serious chef and funny chef. He’s serious in the sense that he can really cook: every mouthful at Fork was delicious and well thought out. But he also has an irrepressible sense of humor: there are lobster corn dogs on the menu.

“Fork seems to be doing well so far,” I added.

Like many irrepressibly creative people, however, Scott was also equal parts jolly guy and sad guy: he was bipolar. Fork was open for a couple of months before he hit a depressive episode, abruptly shuttered the place, and disappeared. There were rumors of his death. It was pretty theatrical.

Then I was walking around Capitol Hill one day and there he was, 200 pounds lighter and talking about opening a new place. Several new places, I think. The guy got wild ideas more often than most people go to the bathroom. Ah, I just remembered: he said he was going to open a molecular gastronomy breakfast joint called Unflappable Jack’s.

He didn’t. Instead, he opened a little burger shack in Ballard called Lunchbox Laboratory. There is no dearth of burger places in Seattle, but this one was always jammed. He made the best milkshakes in town (especially the Boston Cream), and the burgers were like a web page from 1995: constantly under construction. You couldn’t fall in love with any particular burger at Lunchbox, because next time your burger would be 404 and Scott would be on to the next experiment.

Naturally, you could choose from approximately fifty kajillion homemade toppings. He invented the Dork burger, a mixture of duck and pork, and kept playing around with the beef mixture for the regular burger. It really was a laboratory. Tater tots were also served. I think my favorite burger creation of his was the Bobcat Baby, with green chiles, lots of onions, and BBQ sauce.

I just googled the Bobcat Baby, because I couldn’t remember what was on it, and found [this photo](http://www.flickr.com/photos/suomynona/3226632507/) of the Shroomville USA burger by loyal customer and Flickr guy suomynona. Sample comment: “Also, call me a bad parent… but… I’d trade my first born for one of Scott’s burgers…” Hear that, Iris?

Scott was not the kind of tortured artist who is hard to be around. He was warm, charismatic, and drew people to wherever he was cooking. If he had opened a diner where every dish was served in flames, or a milkshake speakeasy, or a lobster corn dog cart, people would have flocked to it.

Last week, after Scott’s death, the Amster-Burtons went to the new location of Lunchbox Laboratory, which opened a few months ago in South Lake Union (and is still open for business). I didn’t enjoy eating there, even though the milkshakes are still excellent. Seeing Scott in his element was a big part of going to Lunchbox Lab, and it’s hard to imagine looking forward to going back if he’s not going to be there. Maybe (and this, I assure you, is the kind of joke Scott would want people to tell) they should stuff him and use him as a Big Boy-style mascot.

**Update 4/8/11:** Just in case it wasn’t clear here, I think the new Lunchbox Lab is a great restaurant and everyone who has the means should eat there. I meant that it made me sad to eat there after Scott’s death, not that there was anything wrong with the restaurant, and I hope and expect it will thrive for a long time.

What else can I say? I hate lessons and morals even more now than when I was a kid. Scott Simpson was a great cook and a sweet guy, haunted by fucked-up brain chemistry.

Last night I was listening to Elliott Smith’s _Figure 8._ Whenever I listen to Elliott Smith, which is often, I sing along with gusto, and I think, “You know what? It’s bullshit that this guy is dead.” That’s the word that comes to mind, every time. Elliott Smith, no longer writing songs? That’s bullshit. Scott Simpson, no longer flipping burgers and coming up with lunatic restaurant concepts? That’s bullshit.

La Bamba

Jerome Groopman, MD, had a [great article](http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/02/07/110207fa_fact_groopman) about childhood food allergies recently in the New Yorker. (The full text is, sadly, not available online for free.)

In the piece, Groopman reminds us that the best current evidence is that there is no reason for pregnant or breastfeeding women to avoid peanuts, eggs, shellfish, and the rest, and no reason for babies to do so, either. You could have learned that (self-aggrandizement alert) from my book. But there were some great tidbits I didn’t know:

1. A small but significant proportion of American parents pre-masticate their food for their infants. I knew this was common practice in premodern societies, but I had never heard of anyone doing it in the US. I look down on and make fun of people who think public breastfeeding is gross, but maybe I am not as openminded as I think.

2. Groopman mentions that the most popular baby food in Israel is a peanut-based snack called Bamba that babies chew on nonstop, and perhaps this is why peanut allergies are rare in Israel. This made me want some Bamba immediately. I considered ordering it online, but then I went into Broadway QFC and there was a big display of chocolate-hazelnut Bamba on sale for $1.25. Let me tell you, Bamba is great. I want to be reincarnated as an Israeli baby and eat Bamba all day. It looks like those Combos snacks, but the shell is made mostly of melt-in-your-mouth ground peanuts. Highly recommended.

Wok breath

In our CSA box this week was a note that read, approximately: “We were unable to supply green cabbage this week. We have replaced it with savoy cabbage.” Every time I get one of these notes, I amuse myself by imagining the person who gets really upset by produce substitutions. “Savoy cabbage? My week is RUINED.” Then he punches an eggplant.

Last week’s New York Times food section featured a mouthwatering [article about Chinese noodles](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/26/dining/26noodles.html?_r=1&ref=dining&pagewanted=all), featuring Grace Young, the wok doctor, queen of the stir-fry, and author of [Breath of a Wok](http://www.amazon.com/dp/0743238273/?tag=mamstesgrubshack). You’ll want to read the whole article, but I was particularly struck by this part:

> Like Ms. Young, [Susur Lee] adds soy sauce to the wok only at the end of cooking, swirling it around the hot rim of the pan where it evaporates and then gets sucked, smoky flavor and all, into the noodles.

(Incidentally, if you happen to be a food writer and have never had the pleasure of interviewing Susur Lee, contrive a reason to do it, because he has an authoritative baritone you’ll want to listen to all day, and he’s quotable as heck.)

As for the savoy cabbage, I knew I wanted to infuse it with the smoky essence of soy sauce. So I heated up my wok, whose patina is coming along nicely (thanks, Grace!). Really heated it, I mean: over high heat until smoke was rising from the dry pan. I poured in some peanut oil and then half the head of cabbage, chopped. The cabbage in contact with the pan started to smoke and blacken immediately. Had I ruined the dish? Not hardly. I sprinkled in some salt and kept cooking, stirring occasionally (one of the keys to home stir-frying is less stirring, more frying). When the cabbage seemed almost done (crisp-tender), I added some minced scallions and garlic, stirred until fragrant, then drizzled soy sauce around the edge of the wok as instructed. It steamed and hissed. The dish was done.

There are only two types of people who should make this dish: those who are victims of a cabbage substitution, and those who are not. I’m starting a list of ingredients that are at their best when you char the hell out of them. So far I’ve got:

* Cabbage
* Octopus
* Wild mushrooms

What else?

On cinnamon shores

Every year around New Year’s we order a big boxes of spices from [Penzeys](http://penzeys.com/). We’ve been doing it for at least ten years. I love getting packages–who doesn’t?–and this is my favorite of the year. It offers pleasures both culinary and clerical: we get to unpack, sort, date, sniff, and shelve each spice. Every year we consult the spreadsheet (like I said, clerical) and determine what needs to be restocked and whether we want to try something new. Iris has mostly taken over the unpacking and dating duties, and she enjoys it even more than I do.

This year, for the first time, we didn’t order the box. Penzeys opened a store in downtown Seattle, near Pike Place Market. Iris was apprehensive about missing out on the unboxing (so was I), but I told her she could be in charge of the shopping. She took so seriously, it was like I’d asked her to look after the nuclear football. She stalked around the shop, referring frequently to her printed list and crossing items off as she put them in her basket.

Naturally, in the store you can sniff any spice before buying. That’s how we ended up upgrading our cinnamon from Chinese to [Vietnamese Extra Fancy](http://www.penzeys.com/cgi-bin/penzeys/p-penzeysvietnamesecinnamon.html). Now we’re cinnamon fiends. The Extra Fancy makes great cinnamon toast, coffeecake, cinnamon rolls (we’re stuck in a breakfast holding pattern).

And despite the name, it costs less than supermarket cinnamon.

If you go

If you’re thinking about taking your kids to Japan, here are a few clerical odds and ends that may be helpful.

Pasmo vs Suica

### Get a PASMO card

Some cities are blessed multiple train lines. Tokyo has multiple train _systems,_ each of which has multiple lines. There’s the Tokyo Metro lines, the Toei lines, the JR lines, the Keisei lines, and some idiosyncratic stuff like the rubber-tired Yurikamome line. And the pricing is incomprehensible. You don’t care about this, right? Just want to get on whatever train goes to your destination?

Good, then get a PASMO. It’s a smart card that lets you ride basically any train or bus in the Tokyo region. Adults can buy them at a machine; for a kid, you need to bring the kid to a JR ticket office and fill out a simple form. There is also another card called Suica, which works just as well; I have no idea where you buy it, and “PASMO” is more fun to say.

Kids get a personalized card. Iris will be mad that I told you that they wrote IRIS AUNSTER on her card. Close enough. We loved using our PASMOs. You just hold it hear a blue card reader at the station gate and the gate flips open. Iris never got tired of this. Me neither. It made us feel like total professionals.

There are lots of other travel card options, like day passes and Metro-only passes and the like. Forget it. Get the PASMO.

### Sucka MCs

Japan is a cash-oriented society. Most places don’t accept credit cards. We exchanged some dollars for yen at our local Chase branch before leaving; I think we bought 50,000 yen (about $600). The exchange rate was terrible, of course, but it was worth it not to have to worry about figuring out the Japanese ATM situation right away.

All 7-Elevens in Japan have ATMs. Unfortunately, our card didn’t work at them, and my understanding is that Mastercard-logo ATM cards won’t work there in general. If you happen to have a Visa-logo ATM card, bring it. (In my capacity as a personal finance columnist, I have had many people recommend the Charles Schwab Investor Checking card for this purpose; I will try it on our next trip abroad and let you know.) We ended up with ATM success at the post office. There are a lot of post office branches; obviously they don’t keep 7-Eleven hours.

It’s safe to carry a lot of cash in Japan, and I recommend it, especially if you’re traveling with a kid (or with me) and don’t want to find yourself hungry, cashless, and with no idea where to find the nearest usable ATM.

### How much cash, then?

We budgeted $175 a day in spending money for the two of us, to cover meals, souvenirs, and entrance fees (mostly meals), but not transportation or lodging. This turned out to be a perfect amount.

### Get squishy

You’ve probably seen photos or videos of people being pushed onto Japanese trains by professional people-pushers. We only once got on an overcrowded train; it was the Yamanote line during rush hour. It was pretty sweet.

### Where to chill

My biggest worry before the trip was that Iris and I would be out doing stuff and getting overstimulated by blinking lights all day and wouldn’t be able to find anywhere to just sit down and relax and read a book for a while. No worries. There are coffeehouses everywhere–Starbucks, pre-Starbucks-era Japanese places, and Starbucks competitors. Also Mister Donut. Japan loves kids; no one ever made us feel like we were overstaying our welcome.

### Does not compute

We found wi-fi to be very rare. Don’t count on finding it when you need it. We bought some international wireless data (100MB) before leaving, and that worked out well.

### What to read

A few books and web sites we found helpful:

* [Sunnypages.jp](http://www.sunnypages.jp/) is an online Tokyo entertainment directory. It’s not updated often enough, but it led us to some good restaurants.

* [Squeamish About Sushi](http://www.amazon.com/dp/080483301X/?tag=mamstesgrubshack) and other books by Betty Reynolds. These are awesome illustrated guides to Japanese food and culture. Great to read with kids before the trip, although they do contain a bit of adult content which will probably fly over your kids’ heads. (There, that should sell a few copies, right?)

* [What’s What in Japanese Restaurants](http://www.amazon.com/dp/4770020864/?tag=mamstesgrubshack). Will help you identify what type of restaurant you’re looking at and what to order there.

* [Tokyo City Atlas](http://www.amazon.com/dp/4770025033/?tag=mamstesgrubshack). If you don’t carry this, you will never come back.

We read a few popular guidebooks, but we mostly knew where we wanted to go before the trip and stuck to that. If you want to be more spontaneous than us, try the [Frommer’s guide](http://www.amazon.com/dp/0470537647/?tag=mamstesgrubshack).

What am I leaving out? Ask and I’ll be happy to answer.