Me: Let’s get some of those Black Pockys today.

Iris: Yeah! Because Mama said they’re black sesame.

Me: Right!

Iris: So it’s not dirt.

Unfortunately, they were out of Black Pocky, so Iris picked Bittersweet Mousse Pocky, which are probably listed in the Guinness Book under World’s Most Expensive Pocky. Twelve sticks for $3. Although in the gift shop they may sell a solid gold Pocky on a velvet pillow. Who knows.