Iris and I watched a Spongebob episode that had a Help Wanted sign in it. I explained what this meant.
Me: So they could be looking for a fry cook, or a barista…
Iris: …or a sheriff.
Me: Sure, or a sheriff.
Iris: I said CHEF, not sheriff.
Me: Sorry. Or a construction worker.
Iris: Or it could be some monkeys that learned how to cook.
Me: Riiiight.
Iris: And stand up.
Fox TV executives, are you listening?
A monkey that learned to stand up so that it can cook? That’d have to be one HUNGRY MONKEY.
WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT//?????