I couldn’t possibly care less about the traditional Thanksgiving dinner, but The Splendid Table’s live Thanksgiving call-in episode is two hours of radio gold. You can get it from their web site or on iTunes. And when you do, you’ll hear from the guy who knocked over his deep-frying turkey and find out what these people were talking about:
Lynne: Melanie, you’re inside the bird?
Melanie: Yes, ma’am.
If I’ve read this somewhere already I can’t remember, but what is it with you and Thanksgiving food, anyway?
Yeah, what gives?
Two things. One, I hate traditions. Two, the food is too sweet and not acidic enough.
Oh my God, the call is coming from INSIDE THE TURKEY.